Carmen: When are you due?
Liz: April 20th, Hitler’s birthday.
Carmen: What’s your pediatrician’s name?
Liz: Dr. Rufus T. Barleysheeth.
Carmen: Where was the baby conceived?
Liz: In my vagina.
Carmen: What names are you considering?
Liz: Rufus T. Barleysheeth.
Carmen: How are you feeling?
Liz: Oh, little achy and nauseous but I’m hanging in there.