Liz: But this word is not acceptable because there is nothing you can call a guy back. There is no male equivalent to this word.
Pete: Well, then why don’t we come up with one and then you can call him that? Like… um… monkus.
Frank: Fungdark.
Liz: No, I’m serious, you guys.
Pete: You’re just in reaction right now. You need to just take a few hours and calm down.
Liz: Don’t tell me to calm down, you fungdark!
Pete: …Yeah, you’re right. It doesn’t work.30 Rock | 1x14 The “C” Word